Gentleman
Some favourites from ‘Rules For My Unborn Son’:
#408. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone shoud be.
#402. If you aren’t hungry enough to eat an apple, you aren’t hungry.
#314. If your art is bad, make it bigger. If it’s still bad, paint it red.
#399. Buy it in hardback.
#304. If you choose to wear a tie — commit. Button your top button.
#303. Offer your date the seat with the best view of the restaurant.
#301. Dress for the job you want, not for the one you have.
#245. Look people in the eye when you thank them; especially waiters.
and
Good clothes open all doors.
